So you want to think like a loser? Ok, well here is my 10 step guide on how to become the ultimate loser:
- Learn that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
- Never rush into a job or opportunity without a lifetime of consideration.
- Believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from your obligations.
- All deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
- Never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
- If at first you don’t succeed, there is always next year.
- Always decide not to decide, unless of course you change your mind.
- Always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when you get around to it.
- Know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
- Never put off tomorrow, what you can forget about forever.
Congratulations, you are now officially thinking like a loser.
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RovingCalypso // Jul 4, 2007 at 2:59 pm
This is sooo true.
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Or ..Quitters are losers, and Losers never win - unless they always Quit and then they win at Quitting.
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10 Step guide to thinking like a LOSER…
So you want to think like a loser? Ok, well here is my 10 step guide on how to become the ultimate loser:
Learn that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already….
Beer Money // Jul 6, 2007 at 5:44 am
You got me right on… sigh.
Bingo // Jul 6, 2007 at 7:14 am
Funny. But that last one is actually good advice: “Never put off tomorrow, what you can forget about forever.” Sounds more like one of those golden rule of Getting Things Done.
johny // Jul 6, 2007 at 1:27 pm
If the author want a perfect loser, its me.
All his points are valid in my case.
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Yes! I plan to model my life after these ten divine directions.
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Hard work pays off in the long run. Procrastination pays off now.
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Loser’s Fool Good.
Nice work there dean, I can only presume you wrote this while investigating the SEO effects of the term ‘loser’?
DeanHunt // Jul 16, 2007 at 10:30 am
Jesse - This is why I wrote it: http://streetlessons.com/431-my-viral-and-buzz-marketing-case-study-part-two.html
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Hmm - fun!
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Dean, you are the master of all things viral! Bless you for your irreverent attitude and inspirational leadership. Now help me with the fundraising ideas!
DeanHunt // Jul 27, 2007 at 9:08 am
Thanks for the super massive compliment… but I still have to say NO!
heheh.
Seriously though, drop me an email and I will take another look at your site.
Dean
Tomas Wong // Aug 17, 2007 at 9:40 am
Hi, I only care that I have my mother proud of me. Because I know that my father hates me so I really dont care if he is proud of me or not. I have tryed to walk the strait and narrow path and faltered afew time. But, at the end of the day I would like to know that my Mother was proud I was her son
I am sorry if it to you not interestingly.
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charles turner // Oct 17, 2007 at 6:36 am
Excellent. I use it in my next round of conservatory job interviews
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