The iPhone from Apple has been a huge global success. I am sure you have also heard rumours that Google are planning on releasing the gPhone.
So it was only logical that someone would aim to profit from this sensation.
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the tPhone:
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First iPhone, then gPhone, now the tPhone
August 14th, 2007 · No Comments · Off Topic
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Weird Google Rankings
July 16th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Off Topic
Does your website rank for any really weird search engine terms in Google?
At Retiredat21.com we rank for: Tities test - which other than being a mis-spelling, really makes me ask… what is the titties test? (answers on a postcard please)
We are top 5 for How to be a loser - Charming!
We would love to hear [...]
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a Quiz For Dumb People
July 9th, 2007 · 5 Comments · Off Topic
We all need to give our brain cells a bit of excercise every now and then. So here is a quiz that a friend sent me recently:
a Quiz for DUMB People
NO CHEATING!
1. How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get cat gut?
4. [...]
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97 Of My Favourite Phrases
July 3rd, 2007 · 1 Comment · Off Topic
These always give me a good chuckle:Â
1. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
2. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
3. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
4. Sign on baby’s bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
5. Why is “abbreviation” [...]
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Who Wants a McJob?
June 21st, 2007 · 1 Comment · Off Topic
When I was 13 I went into a McDonalds with a few friends, at one of the tables were McDonalds job application forms. So since I was 13 and bored I grabbed a form and started to fill it in with the most stupid answers I could give.
I seem to recall giving a Disney character [...]
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How To Avoid Internet Beasts
June 7th, 2007 · No Comments · Off Topic
The Internet is a dangerous place. There are spammers, hackers, peodophiles and more…
So how to you avoid the beasts and demons that lurk on the Internet?
The first step is to know what they look like. The checklist below should help you detect any Internet beasts:
OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, [...]
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22 Life Lessons Your Parents DIDNT Teach You
May 30th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Off Topic
Today I am going to share with you some amusing lifehacks to turn your world upside down.
Enjoy
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending [...]
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The Amusing Marketing Guide
May 28th, 2007 · 3 Comments · Off Topic
Here is an amusing guide to show you the difference types of promotion.
You’re a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party, you go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed,”
That’s (Direct Marketing)
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes [...]
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