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Zero Bullshit Life Advice for Kids

September 3rd, 2007 · 3 Comments · Off Topic

I found this in an old email that someone sent me claiming Bill Gates said this to a highschool at graduation. Maybe we can learn something from it.

Rule 1: Life is not fair — get used to it.

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make 40 thousand euros a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teachers were tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers are not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

You can tell just by the amount of money referred to in salaries and the line about no summers off that this is American and this gives us some insight in to the American way of thinking.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Sweetheart // Sep 4, 2007 at 11:27 am

    He sounds like he was full of spite and hate. Good advice nevertheless. I especially agree with rules #1, #8 and #9.

  • 2 taz // Sep 4, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    Great advice, especially the one about flipping burgers being opportunity.

  • 3 Terra Andersen // Sep 6, 2007 at 6:46 am

    This is pretty much true. *=) Good post!

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